Top Ten Reasons To Take The Toner Buzz Survey - Teenage Drama Edition!

02/05/2019

Why spend two minutes of your life filling out the Toner Buzz survey? We’ve got ten great reasons!

You could win a brand new HP Color LaserJet Pro M477fnw Multifunction Wireless Laser Printer with built-in Ethernet! A $500 value! FREE! PC Magazine says this printer’s “speed, strong feature set, and beautiful graphics make it an appealing choice to anchor a small office or workgroup.”
You’re practically GUARANTEED to win! (Results may vary. We’ve only got one printer to give away so most of you will, in fact, not win a free printer.)
But hey, somebody’s gotta win! Why not you?
Because you haven’t won anything since the third grade spelling bee, and even then, Mrs. Prittchett gave Molly McShannon all the easy words.
Mrs. Prittchett was mean.
We’ll share the results of our survey so you can see how your printer and printing habits stack up to others.
Your printing habits are way better than Molly McShannon’s. Molly’s printing habits are atrocious!
Our survey questions are easy! We want to know what printer you use, how long you’ve owned it, and how long you expect it to last. Easy! No triggers!
Taking the Toner Buzz survey will make you funny and popular...like Molly McShannon! (Results may vary. There’s only one Molly McShannon and you’re not her.)
!#@$ you, Molly McShannon!

Simple-dimple! Easy-peasy! It'll only take two minutes of your time, and upon completion, we'll enter you for a chance to win a brand new HP laser printer.

Take the Toner Buzz Survey