Top Ten Reasons To Take The Toner Buzz Survey - Teenage Drama Edition!
Why spend two minutes of your life filling out the Toner Buzz survey? We’ve got ten great reasons!
- You could win a brand new HP Color LaserJet Pro M477fnw Multifunction Wireless Laser Printer with built-in Ethernet! A $500 value! FREE! PC Magazine says this printer’s “speed, strong feature set, and beautiful graphics make it an appealing choice to anchor a small office or workgroup.”
- You’re practically GUARANTEED to win! (Results may vary. We’ve only got one printer to give away so most of you will, in fact, not win a free printer.)
- But hey, somebody’s gotta win! Why not you?
- Because you haven’t won anything since the third grade spelling bee, and even then, Mrs. Prittchett gave Molly McShannon all the easy words.
- Mrs. Prittchett was mean.
- We’ll share the results of our survey so you can see how your printer and printing habits stack up to others.
- Your printing habits are way better than Molly McShannon’s. Molly’s printing habits are atrocious!
- Our survey questions are easy! We want to know what printer you use, how long you’ve owned it, and how long you expect it to last. Easy! No triggers!
- Taking the Toner Buzz survey will make you funny and popular...like Molly McShannon! (Results may vary. There’s only one Molly McShannon and you’re not her.)
- !#@$ you, Molly McShannon!
Simple-dimple! Easy-peasy! It'll only take two minutes of your time, and upon completion, we'll enter you for a chance to win a brand new HP laser printer.